What Are Pin Jokes?
Pin Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of pin jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run - she is still holding the grenade!
#2
For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge
underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.
#3
What's an owl's favourite pin code?
2820!!!!!!!!
#4
*Buys map of world, pins up on wall *Throws dart, swears to visit wherever
it lands *packs for wall 3 feet away *has an amazing time at wall
#5
Why did the bowling pins stop working?
They went on strike!
#6
How do you call a play on numbers?
A pin.
#7
Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia ?
The Newfies were lobbing hand grenades; the Nova Scotians were pulling the pins and throwing them back.
#8
What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
#9
What is Jeremy Clarkson's PIN number?
Nought two sixty.
#10
A young girl swallowed a pin when she was eleven and
never felt a prick until she turned eighteen.
#11
When the atm charges you 3.50 to take out your own money
but tells you to cover your pin so you don't get robbed
#12
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run like hell! She's got a grenade in her mouth!
#13
Tell 'em how it 'tis, not how it 'twas: Edition 3.
The joke used to be "If ya lick 'er, it's quicker". Now it's: if ya pin 'er, yer in 'er.
#14
I walked into an explosives shop the other day and wanted to buy a grenade with my debit card.
It all went horribly wrong when the cashier asked for my pin.
#15
Doctor: *taps knee with mallet* feel that?
Me: No Doctor: or this? *jabs toe with a pin* Me: Nah Doctor: Just as I suspected. This is my leg
#16
What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
You pull the pin and throw it back.
#17
What to do when a blonde throws a grenade at you...
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.
#18
Patriot - n.
someone who wears a flag pin while moving a corporation overseas to avoid taxes
#19
*Buys map of world, pins it up on wall* *Throws dart, swears to visit
wherever it lands* *Visits the middle of the Atlantic Ocean*
#20
I lose bobby pins in my hair.
Please don't ask me to babysit your kids.
Why People Enjoy Pin Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and pin jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love pin jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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