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Pints Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of pints jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What comes in pints?
elephants
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#2
1st vampire: How things?
2nd vampire: Terrible! Today I received a letter saying I'm overdrawn by 50 pints at the blood bank.
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#3
A Roman walks into a bar....
A roman walks into a bar and holds up two fingers. "5 pints please."
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#4
Q: What's gray and comes in pints?
A: An elephant.
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#5
What do you call a Woman who can balance 3 pints of Lager on her head?
Beatrix
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#6
Whats grey and comes in pints?
Elephants
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#7
A gang of witches broke into a blood bank last night and stole a thousand pints of blood.
Police are still hunting for the clots.
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#8
Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?
About 8 pints
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#9
Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?
[2 gals 1 cup](http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my_20_trip_to_the_local_latin_market_netted_165/)
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#10
What is gray and comes in pints?
An elephant! edit: maybe I should say what is gray and cums in pints?
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#11
What's the difference between a dog and a fox?
About 8 pints.
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#12
What's grey and comes in pints?
An elephant.
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#13
What do you call a woman who can balance 5 pints of lager on each arm?
Beatrix
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#14
I gave two pints of blood at the hospital.
You would think they'd appreciate it but they just started asking me questions like... Who's blood is this, and how did you get it?
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#15
What is grey and comes in pints?
An elephant!
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#16
What's the difference between a dog and a fox?
About 4 pints
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#17
What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric?
"Take us to your liter."
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#18
What's all natural, well balanced, and comes in pints?
An elephant sitting on your fence masturbating.
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#19
What's grey and comes in pints?
An Elephant.
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Pints Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and pints jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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