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Pis Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of pis jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
How do you piss off a bunch of people on the internet even worse?
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#2
What's the fastest way to piss
off a Starwars fanboy?
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#3
I stole some vegetables today I was out doing the grocery shopping earlier when I realised I really needed a piss.
So I took a leek.
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#4
My wife always bitches about me not putting the toilet
seat back down So now I just piss in the sink.
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#5
"You know what people really want to see?
Season after season of a guy drinking his own piss." - Discovery Channel executive
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#6
What is the difference between Coors beer and a ...
clitoris? A clitoris only tastes like piss for a second.
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#7
How do you piss off Liquor store shoplifters and Redditors?
CAP LOCKS.
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#8
Most women have a love hate relationship with their scale,
but I'm convinced mine goes out of her way to piss me off.
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#9
It's best not to piss off someone with Multiple Personalities
You never know how many enemies you're making
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#10
Woke up 4 times to pee last night And each time only
a little came out, my night of sleep was piss-poor
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#11
What happens when you piss off a pepper?
They get jalapeno business.
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#12
Wanna know how to piss off over a billion people on the Internet at once?
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#13
Party Tip: At a 3-year-old's birthday party, you can piss all over the bathroom.
ALL OVER!!!! Nobody will suspect you.
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#14
A man attempting to piss in public is apprehended by a police officer...
The officer asks him, "Sir, do you realize this is against the law?" The man replies, "No, sir, it's against the wall."
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#15
Does everyone have that ONE follower who will Fav the hell outta every
RT...but wouldn't even piss on your own tweets if they were on fire?
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#16
Friends are a lot like snowmen...
They tend to go away when you piss on them.
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#17
What's 10 foot long and stinks of piss?
Old folk doing the conga.
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#18
What happens when you piss off a blind mobster
Your neighbor gets a horse ass in their bed.
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#19
My wife has her period so I suggested swimming, beach volleyball and a horseback ride.
She told me to piss off. Commercials are misleading.
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#20
How do you piss off a feminist?
Done.
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