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#1
What's 10 foot long and stinks of piss?
Old folk doing the conga.
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#2
Do you piss in the toilet before getting in the shower?
I'll bet you wipe yourself with toilet paper too...
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#3
Why can't you hear my grandma when she's taking a piss?
'coz her pussy is hanging in the water!!
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#4
In no particular order = In exact order, but I don't
want to piss off the people I put at the end.
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#5
What's the easiest way to piss off a bunch of redditors?
[DELETED]
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#6
What's 20 feet long and smells like piss?
It's a line dance at the old folks home...
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#7
Hey girl, are you a pool?
Cause I'd piss in YOUR deep end
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#8
What is the difference between Coors beer and a ...
clitoris? A clitoris only tastes like piss for a second.
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#9
I had a one night stand with a girl who liked having pitchers of urine dumped on her head.
It was a piss poor experience
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#10
What do you get when you mix blood and piss?
Bliss!
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#11
What did the chauffeur say to the newlyweds as they passed the last rest stop?
Speak now, or forever hold your piss.
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#12
Anybody can piss on the floor but it takes
a great man to shit on the ceiling
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#13
how do you piss of a frenchman?
ask him what part of canada he's from
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#14
Two lips Why do women have two lips?
So they can piss and moan at the same time. ......sorry ladies of Redditing <3
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#15
What did Treebeard say when he took a piss?
RELEASE THE RIVERRR!!!!!!!
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#16
I was having a piss in a war zone.
Probably wasn't the best time for one of my fellow soldiers to yell, "Cover me!"
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#17
How do you piss off horny redditors in nsfw?
[deleted]
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#18
A friend of mine told me he gets terrible stage fright...
...I thought he was taking the piss but he really wasn't.
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#19
If I were Stevie Wonder I would say "I'll believe it when I see it"
in response to pretty much anything just to piss people off.
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#20
Did you know the government can drug test our water supply?!
That's why I never piss near a toilet. Instead - I piss on your mom. Shes by the trash.... (not the toilet)
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