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What Are Pizza Jokes?

Pizza Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of pizza jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I like my pizza like i like my square root of 64.
Ate.
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#2
wanna hear a pizza joke?
....nevermind its too cheesy
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#3
How do you get a bass player off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza.
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#4
Don't cry because it's over,
smile because it was pizza.
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#5
Just ordered a pizza from Papa Johns online ordering system & it asked me if I had any instructions for the driver.
Yes, "Bring weed, bro"
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#6
What's the difference between a bass player and a large pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four.
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#7
TIL That Oscar Pistorius once opened a pizza parlor only to have it fail and go bankrupt.
The cause? His car was always breaking down, so OP never delivered.
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#8
What do mexicans cut their pizza with?
Little Caesars.
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#9
My snack didn't taste very good.
Now I'm gonna hafta cleanse the palate w a large buffalo chicken pizza for lunch I know. Life's tough.
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#10
What's the easiest way to pay a musician?
Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza
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#11
*Meninist meeting* WOMEN ARE EVIL- *phone rings* Uhh just a second...
*picks up phone* Mom not while I'm doing my club! Yes, pizza tonight.
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#12
Q: How do you fix a broken pizza?
A: Use tomato paste.
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#13
What's the difference between a mathematician and a pizza?
A pizza can feed a family.
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#14
A few weeks ago my dad decided he was going to order pizza from his iPad.
He's almost finished.
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#15
Turns out hanging out in sewers eating pizza and practicing karate will not make me an honorary ninja turtle..
Now I just smell like shit
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#16
I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night.
I should have used aloha setting.
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#17
little caesars makes an ok pizza but just think what
they could do if their caesar was full size
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#18
a joke about pizza On second thoughts
it's a bit too cheesy...
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#19
I bet a lot of Seattle fans' wives
had to order pizzas last night
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#20
SUBWAY EMPLOYEE: What would you like- ME: I'D LIKE TO CREATE A SHOW ABOUT DOGS COOKING PIZZAS SE: -on your sub?
ME: PUPPERONI
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❓ Frequently Asked Questions

What are the best Pizza Jokes?
Our collection features 998 Pizza Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Pizza Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Pizza Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
Can I copy and share Pizza Jokes?
Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many Pizza Jokes are available?
We currently have 998 Pizza Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Pizza Jokes?
Pizza Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Pizza Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and pizza jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love pizza jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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A good pizza jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Pizza Jokes safe for all ages?
Most pizza jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Pizza Jokes?
pizza jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
How do I copy and share Pizza Jokes?
Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
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