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Pizzas Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of pizzas jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I was a pizza delivery guy once, but only for a day.
They gave me 12 pizzas to deliver and I just never came back.
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#2
I like my penises like I like my
pizzas large with extra cheese
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#3
How do Mexicans cut their pizzas?
With Little Caesars
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#4
Relationship status: I shout "PIZZA'S HERE" so the delivery
guy doesn't think I'm eating two pizzas by myself.
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#5
They ordered two extra large pizzas at work.
I wonder what everyone else is going to eat.
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#6
My personal trainer told me to stop eating pizzas but if I'm craving it I should just eat one slice.
So now I ask them not to cut the pizza.
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#7
Jews and pizzas What is the difference between a Jew and pizza?
The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
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#8
How many square feet of pizza can you eat?
Trick question. Pizzas are round.
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#9
I ate one of those artisan pizzas and now
I can't stop painting my bathroom.
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#10
[Offensive] Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.
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#11
How do Mexicans cut their pizzas?
Little Caesers
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#12
9am: protein shake, oatmeal 1pm: small salad, chicken breast 5pm: grilled
salmon, spinach 9pm: 4 whole "i don't give a shit anymore" pizzas
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#13
What do pizzas and parents have in common?
If they are black, you've got nothing to eat.
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#14
What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
The pizzas didn't scream when Hitler put them in the oven.
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#15
Kevin, children are allowed to order pizzas.
You don't have to make the delivery guy think he's being shot at by gangsters. For christ sake.
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#16
How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?
Deep pan, crisp and even.
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#17
Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?
They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.
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#18
What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
Pizzas don't scream when they are put in the oven!
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#19
I have a midget friend...
He's epileptic and makes pizzas for a living. I call him "Little Seizures".
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#20
You'd think that the guy in charge of putting pepperoni on frozen
pizzas would've been up for a performance review by now.
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