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What Are Plan Jokes?

Plan Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of plan jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
A group of crows plan a meet up...
it was a premeditated murder.
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#2
What does Trump call his immigration plan?
Order 66.
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#3
Saturday plans: -get abducted then hunted by a group of rich guys on a game reserve, then systematically take them out one by one.
- laundry
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#4
Michelle Obama telling America to drink more water is the best
plan I've heard for making racists dehydrate to death.
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#5
What do you call a plan to exterminate Hipsters?
The Vinyl solution.
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#6
*makes plans with someone* (30 seconds
later) what have I done
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#7
Why do I have to steal the Death Star plans?
Nothing this big stays secret. Just Google them. There's probably a torrent somewhere.
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#8
Classroom Nerd (In a high school class room) Girl: Do you see that F@#$ING nerd over there.
Teacher: Don't be so mean, he could be your boss one day. Nerd: Sorry I don't plan on being a pimp
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#9
How to live forever?
Hire a project manager to plan your death.
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#10
If I ever become a serial killer I am going to dispose of my victim's
bodies by throwing them into a bottomless pit It's a floorless plan.
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#11
My plan to reduce shark attacks.
Get them hooked on meth. Getting gummed by a toothless shark probably tickles.
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#12
Friday night plans *break into plastic surgeon's office *put goldfish
in the silicone implants *sneak away undetected *giggle like a maniac
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#13
"This is OnStar.
How can we assist?" "What are you wearing?" "Do I need to get a supervisor?" "Like a threesome? Is that part of my plan?"
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#14
I plan on getting "sidewalk
nap" drunk tonight.
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#15
I said "no" to a lot of things this year without giving them a chance.
In 2016 I plan on saying "maybe" more and then changing it to "no".
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#16
My company's health plan is a guy who comes to your house
when you're sick and yells, "DON'T YOU QUIT ON ME!"
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#17
Yo mama's so fat...
...she has to upgrade her data plan every time she sends a selfie.
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#18
How does Donald Trump plan to get rid of the mexicans?
Juan by Juan
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#19
*Builds panic room out of Swiss cheese*
*Fails to see holes in plan*
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#20
I don't get why women are complaining that Plan B doesn't work if
you're over 180 lbs If she's over 180 lbs, she's already Plan B!
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Plan Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and plan jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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