What Are Plane Jokes?
Plane Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of plane jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
What do we want?
Low flying plane noises! when do we want em? Nnneeeeeeeeyyyyyoooooowwwww
#2
I really want to tell you guys my 9/11 joke ..
but it's just two plane
#3
Worst Geometry Joke I Know When does a Pentagon have only 4 sides?
When it is intercepted by a plane.
#4
It's nice that the french finally grew some balls...
...and shot down a German plane but unfortunately the war ended 70 years ago.
#5
pilot: [via intercom] if you dont shut up back there i will stop this plane
co-pilot: [quieter] wont it fall out the sky pilot: not now gary
#6
How do you call a black man flying a plane ?
A pilot.
#7
Why can't the plane fly?
Because it's grounded.
#8
Whenever someone on a plane reclines their seat into you, pull
them back even further and whisper in their ear, "Keep going."
#9
*finally detangles ear
buds *plane lands
#10
If a plane from California crashes in a cemetery
in Montana where are the survivors buried?
#11
I phoned the Islamic Samaritans today When I said I was feeling suicidal
they got all excited and asked if I knew how to fly a plane.
#12
What do you call a black guy that flies a plane?
A pilot, you f'n racist!!
#13
Coming up to the anniversary of 9/11 a reminder,
that jokes about this tragedy are plane wrong.
#14
What do you call a black man flying plane?
A pilot you racist.
#15
A guy in a plane stood up & shouted "HIJACK!" All passengers got scared .
. . Then from the other end of the plane a guy shouted back, . . . "Hi JOHN"
#16
Bro lets study on air plane why air
plane For a higher education
#17
When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?I
said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones?
#18
Did you know there are more planes in the ocean..
Than submarines in the sky?
#19
folks this is your captain, we're reaching an altitude of 69,000ft.
the plane can't fly this high so we're gonna crash, but it was worth it.
#20
My mom should have been on a plane
that crashed on 9/11 *I* think.
Why People Enjoy Plane Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and plane jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love plane jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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