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Planes Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of planes jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
My math teacher asked "should we trust a radical?"
I said no, they ain't safe around planes.
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#2
9/11 jokes aren't funny.
My uncle died on one of the planes. His last words were ALLAHHHU AKBARR!
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#3
I said bring your coffee maker whenever you want Them: great
headphones on planes is heavier than flying over TEAs
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#4
I think if we trained bears to fly planes people wouldn't worry
about hijacking because they'd be too worried about bears.
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#5
Anyone have any special planes for 9/11?
*Plans.
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#6
What do you call Japanese people that fly planes?
Pirates.
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#7
Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?
Because they hate waterboarding.
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#8
Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub?
Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.
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#9
My friend made a joke about terrorist
hijacking planes I rated it 9/11
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#10
(Offensive joke) What kind of pizza did they order on nine eleven?
2 large planes
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#11
Why are planes strong?
Cuz they can lift.
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#12
Breaking: CNN confirms planes need fuel to fly.
In other news, scientist confirm brains are not needed to work at CNN.
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#13
Looks like Southwest Airlines needs to install a GPS
Tomtom in the planes so their pilots don't get lost.
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#14
Milk cartons in Asia have missing planes
on them instead of children.
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#15
What do you get when you intersect two planes?
A national travesty.
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#16
Please don't joke about 9/11, my uncle was on one of the planes.
He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
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#17
These Egyptian fireworks are nice.
Oh wait, they are planes.
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#18
Why are cars slower than planes Because they're tired.
PS. First post here..
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#19
Why does the communist party hate planes?
Because they're always Stalin
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#20
Why are planes strong?
Because they can LIFT
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What are the best Planes Jokes?
Our collection features 80 Planes Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Planes Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Planes Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many Planes Jokes are available?
We currently have 80 Planes Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Planes Jokes?
Planes Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Planes Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and planes jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love planes jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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Are Planes Jokes safe for all ages?
Most planes jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Planes Jokes?
planes jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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