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Plans Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of plans jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?
Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.
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#2
When my evening plans are ruined, I pay it forward
by texting "I'm pregnant" to random numbers.
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#3
When I woke up today, I had no plans
to be awesome, it just happened.
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#4
Disney just announced plans for an animated adaptation of
Dante's Inferno They're calling it, "101 Damnations."
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#5
Never mistake my silence for weakness.
No one plans a murder out loud.
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#6
My kids sure do make a lot of plans for being people
who don't know how to drive themselves anywhere.
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#7
Apple just announced new plans for the iPhone 8...
It wont be a physical device, it will be iMaginary!
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#8
Donald Trump says that he plans to reduce inflation.
Shortly after, Tom Brady announced his intent to vote for Trump.
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#9
What does Polynomial Man say when you beat him?
Youve foiled my plans again!
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#10
Donald Trump has announced that he plans to extend his wall across the oceans...
This news came after he discovered that a man named Jesus managed to walk on water.
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#11
having plans sounds like a good idea until you
have to put on clothes and leave your house
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#12
"I'll sleep when I'm Ned!" -Exhausted pre-op
who plans to go by Ned after the surgery
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#13
I had plans to start researching
sinkholes But they fell through
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#14
Being an adult is mostly being exhausted, wishing you hadn't
made plans, and wondering how you hurt your back.
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#15
[At dentist] Dentist: Any plans for the weekend?
Nnooiddtrrreeeskllyggfff Dentist: I'm not doing anything either.
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#16
MOM: Any plans tonight?
ME: Me and the guys heading out to find us some ladees *shoots finger guns HER: So Pokemon Go with Gary? M: Yessss
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#17
Chris Christie is so fat, he plans
on walking for president.
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#18
A carnival worker plans to sue after recently being fired.
His lawyers say it is a clear case of funfair dismissal.
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#19
friend: what are your plans for The Purge?
[imagines broadcasting a football game w/o express written consent of the NFL] me: do a murder
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#20
When I was in 6th grade, I asked a girl out with a note and she
wrote back "Maybe :)" so idk man I might have plans tonight.
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