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What Are Plants Jokes?

Plants Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of plants jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I accidentally killed another cactus & now one of my plants
is trying to grow towards the phone to call 911.
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#2
Why are flowering plants such good test takers?
Because they have all of the anthers!
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#3
So my new gardener asked me, for the fourth damn time, which plants needed care.
I quickly spun, pointed angrily at the daisies and shouted... "WATER THOOOOOSE!"
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#4
[at a loud bar] HIM: [yelling] DO U HAVE ANY PLANS AFTER THIS?
HER: [also yelling] YES I DO ACTUALLY HAVE PLANTS THAT I KISS
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#5
What do you call a Russian bovine made out of small flowerless plants?
A moss-cow
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#6
I love plants.
They are the only living things that do not run away from me.
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#7
How did the florist act after getting her dream job?
Got so excited she wet her plants.
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#8
What do you call a hatred for large plants?
Bigotree
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#9
I recently learned that the smell of fresh cut grass is the smell plants give if when under duress, and I like that smell...
I guess this makes me a sado-*manicurist*
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#10
*gives date flowers* Here.
I murdered these plants for you.
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#11
Why are people supporting Donald Trump?
Because he has what plants crave; electrolytes.
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#12
Nature is full of strange creatures: carnivororous plants,
birds that can't fly, white people with dreadlocks
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#13
What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?
Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.
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#14
[Poison Ivy's home] Voice from outside: YOU CONTROL PLANTS?
WHAT KIND OF POWER IS THAT? Ivy: [thru window] Go home, Aquaman. You're drunk.
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#15
[Jr.
Biology class, girls in jumpsuits burst in] OK, who's ready for fun? We're The Photosynthesisters & we're gonna talk 2 U about PLANTS!
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#16
Spring is here!
(x-post from /r/dadjokes) I'm so excited I wet my plants.
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#17
Aloe Vera!...
me talking to the plants. With a Cockney accent.
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#18
I asked Mick Jagger to pick me up some swampy plants.
But a Rolling Stone gathers no moss.
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#19
When Gregor Mendel did his groundbreaking experiments with pea plants, ...
...it was a classic case of publish or parish.
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#20
Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?
Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.
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