What Are Pm Jokes?
Pm Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of pm jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Some women are real drama queens during PMS They complain, shout, pout, argue, cry, sulk, call in sick, throw kitchen utensils ...
... I think they are just OVARYacting
#2
How did the medical community come up with the term "PMS"?
Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
#3
do you know why its called pms?
'Cause mad cow was taken
#4
You gotta randomly lift your girl in the air, just to let her know you
could throw her off a balcony if her phone ever went off after 11 PM.
#5
PMS jokes are not
funny Period
#6
How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?
GO FUCK YOURSELF!
#7
PMS jokes aren't funny.
Period.
#8
Pravanth the Indian wife-beater punches his
wife every night at 7 PM On the dot.
#9
What do mad cow disease and PMS have in common?
Angry heifers.
#10
They call it "pms" because "mad
cow disease" was already taken.
#11
What do you call the Israeli PM when he switches search engines?
Benjamin Netangoogle
#12
I've lost 10 pounds!
Well, I subtracted five for PMS. That Q-Tip I was holding must be at least a pound. Plus my hair was wet. Go, me!
#13
When I was asked what my five year plan is I responded...
I couldn't tell you, I only have 2020 vision. pm me if you want my address to come murder me in my sleep for this.
#14
-"I hear the Israeli PM isn't too worried about that latest hack because.."
-"Please don't" -"...Benjamin's Not on Yahoo" -"I'm leaving you"
#15
How many women with PMS does it take to screw-in a light bulb?
Two. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . IT JUST DOES, OKAY?
#16
A missing joke If found
please pm me.
#17
It's especially on Fridays at 5 pm when I wish I could slide
down the back of a brontosaurus directly into my car.
#18
How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?
Six. Why? IT JUST DOES, OK!?!?
#19
It's 11:48 PM.
You can't sleep. Underneath your bed, there's a creepy rustle, as the clown tries to quietly unwrap and eat a granola bar.
#20
Woman 1 - Your husband now comes home early.
How has this happened? Woman 2 - I've simply told him sex will start exactly at 9 PM, with or without him.
Why People Enjoy Pm Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and pm jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love pm jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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