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#1
NOT all policemen
are strippers.
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#2
This crime scene tape strung between two lampposts is NOT the finish line
& these policemen are NOT cheering me on to a glorious victory :(
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#3
I feel sorry for the two policemen outside number 10
Seeming David Cameron has a thing for pigs now.
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#4
"Be cool, it's the cops" I said to my 3 cats I dressed up like robbers
as my other 3 cats came out of the kitchen dressed like policemen
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#5
How many 210 lb policemen does it take to throw a 140 lb suspect down 3 flights of stairs?
None, he fell.
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#6
Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?
Because they sell more tickets!
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#7
How many policemen does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
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#8
My husband still waves to policemen
like a 5 year old.
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#9
How many Chicago Policemen does it take to crack an egg?
None. It fell down the stairs.
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#10
We should start calling policemen Diamonds.
[x-post /r/Showerthoughts] Diamonds Clubbing Spades.
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#11
How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb?
Eleven. One chief of police to oversee it, and 10 cops to beat the lightbulb until it wants to change.
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#12
Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three?
One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
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#13
Why do Firemen have bigger balls than Policemen?
Because they sell more tickets.
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#14
What do you call twin policemen?
Copies.
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#15
How do you choose a stupid policeman from a group of policemen?
At random.
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#16
I find it inconsiderate that policemen always ask if I had been drinking
but they never bother to ask if I had anything to eat at all
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#17
What if firemen acted like policemen and just drove around shooting
water at anyone who looked like they might catch on fire.
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#18
We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are truly inseparable.
Last week it took four Howard County Policemen and a dog.
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#19
I hear your not supposed to refer to police as policemen or women anymore.
Something about it not being the PC term.
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#20
What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?
CuNO3!
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