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#1
What do diapers and Politicians have in common?
They both need changing regularly - for exactly the same reason.
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#2
What's the only thing politicians stand for?
Reelection.
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#3
A joke I tried to make about the difference between British and American government.
(Bad language) One of our politicians fucked a pig's head All of your politicians are pig headed fuckers
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#4
Politicians are like diapers...
They're almost exclusively white
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#5
Warring nations should hurl their
politicians at each other.
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#6
Why do politicians take laxatives?
So that they can speak more fluently!
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#7
How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!
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#8
I'm getting tired of politicians using blanket
statements It's putting me to sleep
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#9
What's a politicians favorite kind of dance move?
Poll dancing!
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#10
Shout out to politicians for keeping
the word "folks" alive.
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#11
Why are there so few female politicians?
It's hard to put makeup on two faces.
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#12
What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?
Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money
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#13
Why is it we trust politicians with creating jobs
when they don't know a thing about working?
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#14
If only politicians kept their campaign promises...
like Harrelson keeps his rampart.
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#15
Don't assume my personal politics because of a tweet.
Trust me, I believe ALL politicians are equally full of shit.
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#16
How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Two: One to change it, and the other one to change it back again.
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#17
Politicians only kiss babies
because it might be theirs.
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#18
Don't sleep with politicians.
They all have aides.
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#19
How do Japanese politicians say they got their positions?
With erections.
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#20
Asking politicians to give up source of money
is like asking Dracula to forsake blood.
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