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What Are Pony Jokes?

Pony Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of pony jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
"Z" I'm so hungry i could eat a pony " - Guy
who knows a full horse would be too much
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#2
Happy birthday to England's Prince George, who turns 1 today.
The prince's first birthday party was a little different. His bouncy castle was an actual castle. And the pony rides were on Camilla.
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#3
me [filing a claim with the insurance company after
the basement flooded] We had a pony down there too
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#4
My daughter wants a pony and my wife wants a new dishwasher,
so I'm compromising and buying them a goat.
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#5
Whenever someone says they have "a thing"
for me, I secretly hope it's a pony.
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#6
Remember when you were small & all you wanted was a pony but your parents
were high on meth & thought the house was already full of ponies?
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#7
Why didn't the pony speak?
Because he was a little hoarse....
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#8
Why couldn't the pony sing?
He was a little horse.
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#9
"Lord, can I have a pony?" Sure.
Just as soon as I get a prayer from a pony asking for a little girl with no clue how to take care of it.
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#10
I named my penis pony...
..because it's the smaller version of what you really wanted and you only get a ride if you're under 12.
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#11
I spent last night shouting at my psychiatrist Long story short he's convinced I have delusions of being a pony...
I'd tell you more, but I'm a little hoarse.
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#12
If you have a horse and you didn't name it
Edgar Allan Pony, we can't be friends.
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#13
What do you get when you have a great Dane, a Clydesdale, and a Prostitute?
A huge dog and pony show
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#14
DAD: Sorry it's not a pony, honey.
Best I could do LITTLE GIRL: [riding gigantic earthworm] This is Princess Doomtube. She shall be feared
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#15
Why did the farmer give the pony a
cough drop He was a little hoarse.
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#16
Why could the brony butterfly just barely not fly?
He was a Fluttershy Posted it because My Little Pony jokes that don't insult bronies are a Rarity.
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#17
What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
A little hoarse.
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#18
Prostitute Pony What did the prostitue pony where on its hooves?
Whore shoes. Ok, I'll stop:(
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#19
What do you call a pony with a cough?
A little hoarse!!!
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#20
A cowboy goes to the barber.
When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what? Pony gone.
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