What Are Population Jokes?
Population Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of population jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
"97% of the world's population is homosexual."
- survey based on YouTube comments
#2
I come from a small town.
I come from a town where the population never changes. Everytime a kid is born, some guy leaves town. Old Rodney Dangerfield...
#3
in japan 2/3 population hava cataracts
the other 1/3 have rincon continental
#4
The population of Hidden Valley must be nothing
but chubby sorority girls on their periods.
#5
How is it that rice originated from China to become a staple food for a large part of the world's human population?
I mean, come on! They couldn't even pronounce it.
#6
TIL 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the entire population.
Title.
#7
Q:What is the population of
Antarctica A: All white.
#8
I realize not everyone is cool with Easter egg hunts, but they are vital.
They help manage the egg population and keep it at healthy levels
#9
I was worried about the population problem But
then I realized we just shouldn't give a fuck.
#10
They say 99% of the population is stupid...
I'm glad to be a member of the other 2%!
#11
You're one in a million China has a population of a billion people.
One billion. That means even if you're a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
#12
"I'd make an awesome president.
Give me a problem, any problem." "Um, population control?" "Kill all the storks. BOOM!"
#13
9am: Very busy day today, I need to focus & stay off the internet 1pm:
did you know that Texas has the largest population of prairie dogs?
#14
Only 1490's kids will remember this *sails from
Europe and destroys an indigenous population*
#15
So I'm in the process of house hunting...
The deer population has gone out of control in my living room
#16
Less than 3% of the world's mantis
population are atheists.
#17
Did you know that Dublin, CA has the fastest growing population of all time?
The populations always Dublin'. :D
#18
Solution to overpopulation Professor : "Over population is a big problem in our country.
A woman in India gives birth every minute!" Student : "Somebody should stop her!!"
#19
Mexico's population is ill-equiped to deal with Hurricane Patricia The
Mexicans that are good at swimming and running have long been gone.
#20
Why should you feel bad for the gay homeless population?
Because they don't have any closets to come out of
Why People Enjoy Population Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and population jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love population jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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