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#1
What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
Porcupines have pricks on the OUTSIDE.
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#2
What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius?
Porcupines have pricks on the outside
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#3
What's the difference between BMWs and porcupines?
Porcupines have pricks on the outside.
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#4
What is the difference between Courtney Love and a porcupine?
A porcupines needle won't give you AIDS
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#5
How do porcupines have sex?
Very..................... . carefully.
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#6
What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
Porcupines have pricks on the outside!
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#7
What's the difference between BMWs and porcupines?
On porcupines, the pricks are on the outside.
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#8
What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?
Porcupines have pricks on the outside.
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#9
[me narrating a documentary on urchins]
"look at these boring moist porcupines"
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#10
What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?
Porcupines have pricks on the outside
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#11
What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
Porcupines have their pricks on the outside
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#12
A prickle of porcupines A murder of crows A flamboyance of flamingos A
twitter of depressed, alcoholic perverts A shrewdness of apes A parla
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#13
Better names for porcupines: Needle Beaver Battlepig Hurty Squirrel
Flail Monster Cactus Rat Capy-scare-uh Death otter Revenge Possum
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#14
How do porcupines play leapfrog?
Very carefully
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#15
How do porcupines make love?
Very, very carefully.
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#16
What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?
Porcupines have pricks on the outside.
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#17
How do porcupines hug?
Carefully!
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