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Porridge Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of porridge jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Baby Bear: Someone's been eating my porridge!
Mama: That's wonderful, dear. Papa never eats Mama's porridge anymore. Papa: Jesus, Linda...
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#2
What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison?
Congee-gal visit
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#3
Papa Bear: I wish he'd Mackle more.
Mama Bear: I wish he'd Mackle less. Baby Bear: I tore the throat out of a girl who stole our porridge.
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#4
Any wedding can be a fairy tale wedding if you serve porridge
and release three angry bears into the reception hall
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#5
How was it possible that the three bears had porridge all at different temperatures?
Someone is lying.
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#6
My wife and I had a real Fairytale wedding.
A wolf killed her grandma during the ceremony and then we ate stolen porridge from some bears.
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#7
Do you have porridge for breakfast?
Kevin Bacon
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#8
Which ghost ate too much porridge?
Ghouldilocks.
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#9
The Scots are updating the perception of traditional Scottish fare.
Oatmeal porridge will now be known as a Highland Smoothie.
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#10
I dropped my phone in my porridge this
morning, It took a while to sink in.
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#11
Father Christmas: What's your favourite Christmas story?
Elf: The one about the ghost that steals porridge! Father Christmas: You mean 'Ghoul-di-locks'!
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#12
What do you call an epileptic leper taking a bath?
Porridge.
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#13
What do you call 10 lepers in a swimming pool?
Porridge
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#14
I've ended up encountering much less porridge
than I had expected I would as a child.
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#15
[tv commercial] me: "know what i'd love for breakfast?" mum: "what's
that son?" me: "if someone pre-chewed my food" narrator: "porridge"
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#16
Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?
Ghouldilocks.
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#17
Old lady says to his hubby...
"My nipples are as hot today as they was 50 years ago" Hubby replies,"Oughtta be. One's in your coffee the other's in your porridge."
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Porridge Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and porridge jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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