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Pots Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of pots jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
A shop assistant dared to ask me why I needed twenty pots of Tippex this morning.
Big mistake.
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#2
Pots and pans set: $70.
Wrapping paper: $5. Tape: $3. Watching your mother unbox and attempt to wrap said pots and pans: priceless.
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#3
I wished I loved anything as much as my wife loves
inspecting the pots and pans I wash by hand.
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#4
Are you tired of greasy pots and pans?
Stubborn kitchen stains? Messy sponges and sprays? Me too. I wish the sun would devour the earth.
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#5
Most popular Who is the most popular guy in a nudist colony?
The guy that can carry two pots of coffee and a dozen donuts. Who is the most popular girl? The girl that eats the last donut.
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#6
ghosts in movies are stupid if i was a ghost id be in the bahamas
but they're just like "lets stay here and move pots and pans"
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#7
My neighbor just walked by carrying some pots for planting & I said "Looks
like you won the pottery lottery!" Now everyone is mad at me.
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#8
don't smoke pots because they are made
of clay and can burn your tongue
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#9
No one ever talks about Peter Pans brother.
Peter Pots
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#10
It's the worst night of the year for my dog and cat...
Their names are Pots and Pans.
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#11
How does a Chinese family name their children?
They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.
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#12
As my friend Joe's last wish I had him cremated and sprinkled his ashes
into the coffee pots at work..all morning everyone had a cup of Joe
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#13
I just wish I was rich enough to be able to throw
all of the pots and pans away after I cook.
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#14
Thanks for always acting surprised by breakfast in bed like you slept
right through the great pots and pans avalanche of 6:45 AM.
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#15
Ain't no party like a dyslexic party
Cause a dyslexic party don't pots.
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#16
$1,000 worth of products were stolen from a Games Workshop today
Police are looking for a book and three pots of paint.
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#17
Where do pots go on vacation?
JaPAN! From my 9 year old.
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#18
i don't know why people think women are weak...
well hell pots and pans are heavy
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