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Prayer Jokes

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What Are Prayer Jokes?

Prayer Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of prayer jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

Every joke on this page is free to read and easy to share. Click the copy button on any joke to copy it instantly to your clipboard. Paste it into a message, post, or conversation and spread the laughter.

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I started a business...
I started a business selling land mines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.
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#2
I listen to your prayers, but only
to correct their grammar.
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#3
Ted Cruz thinks: 1.
Presidents should pray every day 2. More prayers the better 3. Muslims pray 5x day 4. Ted Cruz wants a Muslim president.
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#4
How does god receive prayers?
knee-mail
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#5
"Ameh." ~ Atheists at
the end of a prayer
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#6
A British engineer just started his own business in Afghanistan He's making land mines that look like prayer mats.
It's doing well. He says prophets are going through the roof.
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#7
Prayer: Don't give God instructions
-- just report for duty!
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#8
prayers by believers to a "Sweet Jesus" imply additional deities: Sour
Jesus, Salty Jesus, Umami Jesus and, most frighteningly, Bitter Jesus
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#9
My friend started a business in Afghanistan selling land mines that look like prayer rugs..
He says prophets are going through the roof.
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#10
Why is it never hot in churches?
Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....
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#11
I opened a company selling landmines that look like
prayer mats Prophets are going through the roof
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#12
I recently opened a company selling land mines disguised
as prayer mats Prophets are going through the roof
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#13
A Special Eid Joke (From my dad) If you hear the words 'Allah-hu-Akbar' during the
Eid prayer from anyone but the Imam (prayer leader), run in the opposite direction
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I started a business selling landmines that resemble prayer mats.
Prophets are through the roof.
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#15
[hostage situation] Any last words?
"Nah, I'm good." If you insist. *puts gun to head* Say you're prayers. "You are prayers. Lol."
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#16
What did the blonde Buddhist say when she finished her 88th prayer?
"I literally chant even..."
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#17
Being dark skinned is a CHOICE.
In just a few years, through prayer, celebrity Beyonce is almost completely white. You can change too.
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#18
I started a business putting explosives in
prayer mats Prophets are though the roof.
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#19
Saw a man at the beach screaming, "SAVE ME..I'm drowning".
I instantly uploaded his pic, captioned "1 like = 100 prayers" on facebook..!!
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#20
Once at church I opened my eyes during prayer and saw Jesus riding
around on a wolf making sure everyone's eyes were closed.
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What are the best Prayer Jokes?
Our collection features 130 Prayer Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Prayer Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Prayer Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many Prayer Jokes are available?
We currently have 130 Prayer Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Prayer Jokes?
Prayer Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Prayer Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and prayer jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love prayer jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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What is a good Prayer Jokes to share?
A good prayer jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Prayer Jokes safe for all ages?
Most prayer jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Prayer Jokes?
prayer jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
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