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Predator Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of predator jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?
Whoever wins...we lose.
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#2
What is Adam Johnson's favourite kill streak?
Predator missile
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#3
What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
Alien vs. Predator
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#4
What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest?
Alien vs. Predator
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#5
Apparently women like tall men as it makes them feel protected.
That's probably why men like thin women, so they can see predators sneaking up behind the women.
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#6
How did alien defeat predator?
"Hi, why don't you have a seat right over there please.."
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#7
If a child molester and an illegal immigrant get in a fight...
Is it Alien vs. Predator?
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#8
Just seen an illegal Mexican boy get into a van with a pedophile.
Talk about alien vs predator
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#9
[at wedding] Is there any reason why these two shouldn't be wed?
* me yelling * SHE THINKS WOLVERINE COULD BEAT PREDATOR *pianist vomits*
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#10
What do you call a fight between a Mexican and a pedophile?
alien vs predator
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#11
Anyone else notice how Barney the Dinosaur is basically a T-rex & parents
had no qualms about leaving their children with an apex predator?
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#12
I went to a fight and a hockey match broke out...
http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/2015/11/14/9736852/jets-predators-unsportsmanlike-penalties
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#13
Another previously unknown dinosaur was the Thesaurus who used flowery
language to confuse and disorient predators while he made his escape
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#14
If Arnold does star in the new Predator movie..
He would probably be sent back in time with his Expendables team to kill the Predator who was the actual John Connor.
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#15
How do you confuse a Daily Mail reader..?
Tell him that Asylum Seekers are the natural predators of Paedophiles.
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#16
What do you call Nashville's Junior Hockey League?
The Child Predators.
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#17
What do you call a Mexican fist-fighting with a pedophile?
Alien vs. Predator
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#18
I told my girlfriend I could use a little pussy She said "me
too, mine's as big as a house." Credit: Predator (1987)
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#19
Why is seeing a snow leopard on the hunt almost, but not quite the rarest thing in the world?
A ready predator is pretty rare, but not as rare as a pretty redditor! :)
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#20
For 65million years the T-rex was the number
one predator Then came Bill Cosby
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