What Are Prescription Jokes?
Prescription Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of prescription jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?
Are there any side effects?' No, it's Can I drink with these?'
#2
when they read side effects in prescription drug commercials they should
show the actors actually suffering from them instead of canoeing
#3
Girl are you a prescription from my doctor 'cause you
might be good for me but I can't read you at all.
#4
Pen A doctor reaches into his smock to get a pen to write a prescription and pulls out a rectal thermometer.
"Oh, damn it," he proclaims, "Some asshole has my pen!"
#5
I just want the confidence of my grandpa in church taking a call from
the pharmacy on speaker phone to confirm his Viagra prescription.
#6
Apparently showing the pharmacist a picture of my wife was not
a good enough reason to get Valium without a prescription.
#7
My doctor wrote me a prescription for "dailysex"...
But the wife had to break it to me that it was actually for "dyslexia".
#8
There'd be no reason to see a doctor
if WebMD gave out prescriptions.
#9
Billion dollar idea: Make a prescription drug that gets rid
of the side effects of all of the other prescription drugs.
#10
Is it bad to feel the need to finish off prescription drugs before they expire?
I don't have most of these ailments but they were expensive
#11
When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money.
How superficial was that? Now it would be for the prescriptions.
#12
"What's taking the pharmacist so long?
It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*
#13
A man walks into a chemist and asks for some Viagra at the counter...
The chemist says to the man, "Do you have a prescription for that?" "No." The man replies, "But will a photo of my wife suffice?"
#14
Always hide you prescription bottles from your medicine cabinet so ppl don't know how crazy you are.
Also, you're now out of xanax.
#15
Why is it so hard for programmers to get a prescription for pain killers?
They have a history with codeine.
#16
A man goes into Boots and says: "Have you got Viagra?
Do you have a prescription?" asks the chemist. "No," he replies, "But I've got a photograph of the wife..."
#17
A doctor reaches into his smock to get a pen to write a prescription and pulls out a rectal thermometer.
"Oh, damn it," he proclaims, "Some asshole has my pen
#18
This morning I woke up feeling the BERN!
This afternoon my doctor told me I need to practice safe sex and wrote me a prescription.
#19
It's difficult to imagine someone stealing your Viagra prescription.
. . But really it wouldn't be hard.
#20
Bestiality is like prescription drugs...
May cause internal bleeding, shortness of breath, abdominal pain, infection, diarrhea and in extreme cases, could be fatal.
Why People Enjoy Prescription Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and prescription jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love prescription jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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