What Are President Jokes?
President Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of president jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
If the President rides equestrian without a saddle, what do you call the animal he's on?
Bare Horse One.
#2
Dear President Kennedy, is it cool if we start
asking what our country can do for us yet?
#3
I love that we're a nation of diversity: a black president, a white vice president, and an orange speaker of the house.
#SOTU
#4
Now Donald Trump is president he really needs to answer
this conspiracy theory Is wrestling real or fake?
#5
Do you know the 20th President of the United States ?
No we were never introduced !
#6
Now imagine how close together the presidents'
bodies are, under their Mount Rushmore heads.
#7
#presidentfacts Barack Obama is the first president in nearly
80 years to choose a water type as his starting Pokemon
#8
The good news is that Trump only has been president for 30 days...
the bad news is that the world is going to end.
#9
My new toothpaste reminds me of the united
states next president I can feel the burn
#10
How many biblical figures does it take to get Donald Trump elected president?
Two Corinthians.
#11
If you push George W Bush into a vat of concrete.
It would set a very bad president.
#12
President Obama states he stands with Hillary.
"So do I." Bill states sadly under his breath.
#13
Our forefathers fought against British rule so anyone can become president.
For the first time in 240 years, we're regretting that decision.
#14
Donald Trump is still running for president because
it is the only race he hasn't offended yet.
#15
I know this is an unpopular opinion, but Krusty from The Simpsons is running for president.
Bring on the clownvotes.
#16
Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president...
...and 50 for Miss America?
#17
"This race is over," said Donald Trump, referring to
the entire human race if he is elected president.
#18
Kanye running for
president in 2020
#19
Chris Christie is so fat, he plans
on walking for president.
#20
CNN has just reported that Monika Lewinski will be helping with the Donald Trump for president campaign.
Apparently, the last time she endorsed a Clinton, it left a bad taste in her mouth.
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