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#1
Now imagine how close together the presidents'
bodies are, under their Mount Rushmore heads.
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#2
I learned a very important lesson at Mount Rushmore.
The best presidents were stoned.
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#3
Q: What does Bill Clinton have in common with former great Presidents?
A: Absolutely nothing.
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#4
What rock group has four guys and no singers?
Mt. Rushmore! Happy presidents day! http://i.imgur.com/N8LF0HU.png
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#5
A day before the elections Hillary tells Bill: "You know, tomorrow there will be two presidents in one bed." Next day Bill asks Hillary: "So..
do I wait Trump here or should I go over to his place?"
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#6
Instead of throwing the first pitch, it'd be fun if Presidents
had to quarterback the first play of a football game.
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#7
President's Day is just a holiday invented
by Presidents to sell more Presidents.
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#8
Today I'm approaching teens dressed like I'm from the future, locking
eyes, and saying "Happy Presidents Day, sir" with a wink
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#9
Which U.S Presidents are not buried inside the United States?
Carter, the Bushes, Clinton, and Barry-O
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#10
4 former presidents walk into
a bar Clinton gets a new STD
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#11
So far 42 out of 43 presidents actually ran for office.
FDR just kind of rolled himself in there.
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#12
"Scored 4, 10 year ago" That's pretty much all I can remember from Clinton's Getting Interns Address.
- Happy Presidents Day.
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#13
If we get to have sex with our valentines on Valentine's
Day I can't wait until Presidents' Day.
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#14
Why don't we elect fat presidents any more?
Because they don't run.
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#15
I like my coffee like I like my presidents.
Not orange
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#16
So you've had white presidents, a black president and now an orange one.
I'm crossing my fingers for the Hulk next time around.
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#17
I like my women like I like my presidents...
Dead and illicit.
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#18
Why do presidents have unsatisfied wives?
It takes four years to get an election.
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#19
Presidents What's the difference between Bill Clinton and John F.
Kennedy? One got his head blown off, the other was assassinated.
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#20
So Recep Tayyip Erdogan says to Michelle Bachelet, "Do you want to get together and make some
dinner?" For you dense fuckers, this joke is playing on Turkey and Chile's presidents.
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