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What Are Pressure Jokes?

Pressure Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of pressure jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Hi, welcome to dating.
These are your two options:1. Stay together forever2. Break upNo pressure.
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#2
Sooo much pressure as a woman
to not have a mustache.
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#3
Thinking of leaving a fake bloody arm inside the
blood pressure machine at this CVS pharmacy.
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#4
i'm really good at practicing how to pronounce something on a fancy menu
for 10 minutes, then cracking under pressure and saying "that one."
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#5
Three part joke Why did the kid fall out of the tree?
I shot him Why did the second kid fall out? I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out? Peer pressure
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#6
Not to brag, but I have the high score on 7 different blood pressure machines around the city.
*enters initials
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#7
I've been told I have to tell a joke about barometers...
Ooh, the pressure.
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#8
Is high blood pressure contagious?
Because I think I'm getting it from my patients.
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#9
My French buddy keeps trying to get me
to drink It's a lot of Pierre pressure
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#10
ME: I've been shot MEDIC: put pressure on the wound ME: ok, wound, are
you saving for your child's tuition because education is important
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#11
Under the sea, under the sea...wouldn't the water
pressure crush mermaids, realistically?
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#12
What is rhubarb?
Celery with high blood pressure.
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#13
The New England Patriots deflate balls to win a game...
and get punished with a low pressure system.
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#14
Why does Minnie Mouse wear heels?
She is the only female mouse Mickey knows. Pressure's off, girl. Your boyfriend doesn't even have a shirt.
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#15
My sinuses are under so much pressure
Vanilla Ice just ripped them off.
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#16
MEDIC: "Put pressure on the wound!" ME: "Hey, wound!
All the cool kids are drinking and you should too!"
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#17
Smokey said "Only you can prevent Forest
fires" That's alot of pressure.
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#18
Why don't women fart?
They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.
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#19
The coal industry has been under a lot of pressure to change
In other news, the diamond industry continues to grow.
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#20
I'm writing code, not making diamonds.
Continuing to apply more and more pressure will not produce a better outcome.
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Why do people enjoy Pressure Jokes?
Pressure Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and pressure jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Are Pressure Jokes safe for all ages?
Most pressure jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Pressure Jokes?
pressure jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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