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Pretty Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of pretty jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
You can lie about where you went to college & nobody has any idea.
Pretty sure you can also just lie about going to college.
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#2
Guy tells buddy he thinks his wife is dead, when asked why, he said........
"The sex is pretty well the same, but the dishes are piling up"
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#3
I'll sleep when I'm dead.
I'll sleep tonight as well. There's also a pretty good chance I'll take a nap soon.
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#4
I just read a book on Stockholm Syndrome...
At first it was pretty bad, but by the end I kinda liked it.
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#5
What do you call a second hand gold necklace?
Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)
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#6
I'm pretty sure this new iTunes update
is gonna turn things around for me.
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#7
What does one chauvinist say to the other?
There's a thousand things I'd like to do in my life, and those are just the pretty ones!
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#8
Mary: Do you think my sister's pretty ?
Gary: Well let's just say if you pulled her pigtail she'd probably say 'oink oink '!
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#9
Damn girl are you community college?
Because you pretty much just let anyone in.
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#10
Pretty much the only time I WANT to hear about your ex is if she's
standing behind me with a weapon, other than that I'm good.
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#11
I think my girlfriend is breaking up with me for playing too much videogames..
She says its "just cause" but either way I think its a pretty silly thing to fallout 4..
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#12
If Liam Neeson keeps starring in the same film
pretty soon he's going to be Taken 4: Granted
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#13
Pretty insulting when you wake up in a bathtub
of ice and they left all your organs.
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#14
A man calls in sick...
A man calls in sick and his boss replies and asks "how sick are you?" Well, I am fucking my sister so pretty sick.
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#15
That awkward moment when you text a pretty girl,
"my shirt smells like you" & you misspell shirt
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#16
Her: Are you even capable of love?
Me: I'm pretty sure I love pancakes.
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#17
When I was an infant I had a nanny that abused
me And im still pretty shaken up about it
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#18
Like most parents, I live in fear of the day I
have to explain PRETTY WOMAN to my daughter.
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#19
I'm no auto mechanic but I'm pretty good at letting people who
drive behind me know whether or not they need new brakes
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#20
I just found out that they offer college courses on how to be a janitor...
Apparently it's some pretty tough shit.
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