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Price Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of price jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Google: We know people like jacks, so on our new Pixel phone...
We jacked up the price.
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#2
What's up?
The price of pussy. (My math teacher in high school use to say this one, he was cool.)
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#3
So Donald Trump is only getting $1 a year as president?
You could probably get an immigrant to do a better job for a cheaper price.
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#4
After a shortcut through the ghetto, I see what the hood rats like to drive...
Housing prices down.
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#5
What do you call the study of food prices?
EcoNOM-NOM-NOMics.
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#6
One thing you always pay full price
for is other people's mistakes...
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#7
Q: What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?
A: They went on stroke.
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#8
"Sure the Decepticons are trying to kill us, but at least
the price of fuel is reasonable" -Optimistic Prime.
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#9
How much is the price of sex in New Zealand?
About $20 a kilo.
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#10
My whore sister wants to get a tramp stamp of a barcode.
I guess so guys in the club can do a price check.
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#11
Since Canada isn't making the penny anymore-did
the price of a thought just go up to a nickel?
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#12
You hear about the guy who bought a teabag?
Yeah, the price was pretty steep
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#13
I don't understand how a cemetery can raise its funeral
prices and blame it on the cost of living.
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#14
Investment fail In college, an ounce of heady weed was the same price as an ounce of gold.
I made terrible investments and now I'm a dog walker.
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#15
So Boxing Day, its a magical time of year, when companies send you amazing emails
with pictures of all the stuff you just brought from them, at half price.
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#16
Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?
They only work 10% of the time.
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#17
Airline Prices Airline prices are getting out of control, soon they will start charging for emotional baggage.
"Where did he touch you as a kid? that will be an extra $50."
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#18
[house hunting] Loved that one.
Great price & the owner seemed trustworthy HER: It was next to a sewage plant & he had three eyepatches on
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#19
I like my coffee like I like my wives, From a
third world country at a reasonable price.
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#20
Is this how you reddit ?
I threw my old Ironing board out and have started using Katie Price instead. Her legs are easier to open.
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