What Are Princess Jokes?
Princess Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of princess jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Like a princess A man takes his girlfriend out on a date, and as they are leaving he says "I'm going to treat you like a princess".
So they jump in his Mercedes and he drives into a wall.
#2
What did the doctor say to the infertile Princess Bride?
Inconceivable!
#3
Hey guys What do you think of my jokes!
My girlfriend asked me to treat her like a princess in France. I said ok but im not crashing the car. 11<<
#4
what if princess leia went to the dark side?
then she would be luke's sithter
#5
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove box.
#6
How did Princess Aurora catch her prince?
She became a sleeper agent
#7
I'm Italian, but I'm not "save a princess from a weird
dinosaur looking guy, with my brother Luigi" Italian.
#8
What's the difference between Nicole Simpson and Princess Dianna?
Princess Di was killed ~ by a white man ~ in a black car.
#9
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
Because she wasn't wearing a seat belt.
#10
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
Inertia
#11
The best thing about Twitter & Instagram is that every girl finally
gets to be a princess, or a _princess, or even a prin_cess.
#12
So Mario is talking to Luigi.
"So I breka up with tha princess last night. But I told her, it's a not you, it's a me! Mario!"
#13
How do police know that princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders under the steering wheel.
#14
What does a Ferrari and poverty have in common?
Princess Diana can't stop either
#15
If Tiger Wood and Princess Diana played a round of golf who would win?
Tiger Woods! because he has a better driver! I'll be in hell if you need me.
#16
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their biggest hits were the wall.
#17
Watching a film about Princess Diana..
And Diana says "if we are lucky we will grow old" and my sister turns around and says bluntly and without a hint of a smile, "you won't"
#18
DAD: Sorry it's not a pony, honey.
Best I could do LITTLE GIRL: [riding gigantic earthworm] This is Princess Doomtube. She shall be feared
#19
Haven't seen the new Star Wars yet...
But everybody posting spoilers about how Princess Leia dies Edit: Highest rated post! RIP inbox
#20
What do Princess Diana, Kurt Cobain, and Pink Floyd all have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
Why People Enjoy Princess Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and princess jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love princess jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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