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Prison Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of prison jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence.
As he jumped down he sneered at me, and I thought "Well that was a little condescending."
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#2
I almost got raped in prison.
I beat him off.
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#3
What's the Difference between a Girl and a Woman?
Prison
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#4
Do black people get sunburns?
I don't know... Most prisons are indoors.
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#5
What do you call a friar in prison?
A felonious monk
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#6
A midget, who was a self proclaimed psychic, escaped prison today.
Now he is a small medium at large.
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#7
*gets sentenced to 25 years in prison* *opens
twitter app* *looks up* *being released*
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#8
First, Ray Rice.
Now, Adrian Peterson. The prison football league is going to be off the chain this year.
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#9
So Aaron Hernandez is going to prison...
He's going in a tight end, and coming out a wide receiver.
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#10
Going to prison I was just sentenced to twenty years for my part in a timeshare fraud.
I have to go to prison for two weeks every year for 10 years.
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#11
I was just sentenced to Prison for my part in a timeshare fraud.
I have to go to prison for two weeks every year for 20 years.
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#12
What kind of chili do they serve at the cannibal prison??
Chili CON Carne!
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#13
If I ever go to prison I will immediately go
up to the biggest person and tickle them.
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#14
What does a black man get after sex?
15 years - life in prison.
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#15
Why hasn't bigfoot ever gone to prison?
Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.
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#16
People are wondering if Caitlin Jenner should be put in male or female prison if she is charged.
I think they should send her to a halfway house.
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#17
Jesus loves you is always great to hear
Unless you're in a mexican prison.
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#18
"Jesus loves you." A good thing to hear in church but
a terrifying thing to hear in a mexican prison.
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#19
Saying that you were touched by Jesus...
...is a completely different story in a Mexican prison.
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#20
"Child rearing" sounds like something
that'll get you life in prison.
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