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Prisoner Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of prisoner jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What's a prisoner's favorite punctuation mark?
A period because it marks the end of his sentence.
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#2
A schizophrenic soldier took an enemy battalion prisoner.
It was easy, he had them surrounded.
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#3
Does the baby have access to my ribs?
It feels like they're bars and she's an old timey prisoner with a tin mug
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#4
Stages of beard length: 1.) sexy stubble 2.) sea captain
3.) prisoner of war 4.) homeless person 5.) wizard
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#5
What's the most unfortunate name a prisoner can have?
Neil.
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#6
What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.
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#7
What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation mark?
The period: it marks the end of his sentence.
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#8
A prisoner said to me today "Boss, I think my cellmate is
a fag" "cos he closes his eyes when i kiss him goodnight"
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#9
Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?
Because they had no bars on their cells!
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#10
After being shown around, the prison warden was asked for his opinion on the prisoners' new creative writing class.
..."It has its prose & cons"
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#11
What do you call the concentration camp prisoners who kept pestering the guards with questions?
Askanazi Jews
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#12
A prisoner convicted of beastiality has escaped.
Recent reports confirm he's on the lamb.
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#13
A prisoner was told how he'll be executed
Needless to say, he was shocked.
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#14
A warning to prisoners of the
Matrix Snitches get glitches
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#15
What kind of vehicle did they use to transport prisoners to concentration camps during the holocaust?
Ju-Haul
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#16
If prisoners were allowed to take their own
mugshots they would be called, cellfies.
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#17
What do you call a dinosaur prisoner that drops the soap during shower time?
Buttholeissaurus-wreckt
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#18
What do you call a prisoner who's psychic,has dwarfism and escaped the prison?
A small medium at large!
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#19
You know why gay men make such easy prisoners to guard...
Because most already have a whistling alarm for when they try to run.
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#20
Why are white prisoners scarier than black prisoners?
The white guy might actually be guilty. (Stolen from a comment by /u/CanadianWildlifeDept)
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