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#1
What profession was once highly respected, but is now a complete joke?
Nigerian Prince Thanks r/askreddit for the idea
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#2
Why are postal carriers the most masculine profession?
Because they're male men
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#3
Your Game of Thrones name is your biggest fear spelled backwards plus the profession your guidance counselor suggested.
Mine is Snwolc Clown
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#4
If Last Names Often Come From Ancestors' Professions...
Then what the fuck was wrong with Bruce Dickinson's family?
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#5
Which profession has the worst sense of humour?
Well, chiropodists like *corny* jokes. But opticians like them *cornea*.
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#6
give us a pickup line related to your profession WITHOUT revealing your profession.
we'll try to guess I might have posted in the wrong sub Reddit. let me know if we should move it!
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#7
If some last names were an ancestor's profession
(Baker, Cobbler) How do you explain Dickinson?
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#8
Journalists love covering Lindsay Lohan because what
she is to actresses, they are to professions.
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#9
believe that the members of the dental profession are the only men who
can tell a women to open or close her mouth and get away with it.
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#10
Dentistry is the perfect profession for people
who like to talk but don't want a response
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#11
i once heard that in the old days, you received a last name based on your profession.
if so, what the hell was John Hancock's career?
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#12
What is the most whoreish profession today?
Store greeters. They let everybody 'come inside'! no offense folks! :)
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#13
Why would you name your human child Hunter?
Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist.
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#14
Some joke my dad told me a long time ago What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?
Barbers.
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#15
Romanian is not actually a nationality
It's a profession.
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#16
There are certain professions where having experience doesnt
account for anything like being a suicide bomber
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#17
What do you call it when someone relies on sleep studies for a profession?
a rem job
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#18
Worst profession for take your kid
to work day: Suicide Bomber
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#19
I should clean mirrors for a living.
It's a profession I see myself in.
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#20
What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?
Politics
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