What Are Proper Jokes?
Proper Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of proper jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Husband, Wife and Doctor Joke Doctor: Your husband needs a proper rest.
Here are some sleeping tablets. Woman: When will he have these? Doctor: It's for you, not for him.
#2
Proper diaper fitting If the baby's legs turn blue,
it's too tight, if they turn brown, it's too loose.
#3
Sadly, the days of people using
proper English are went.
#4
Why do Communists drink herbal tea?
Because proper-tea is theft.
#5
What's the proper name for a continually chafed asshole?
"Mr. President."
#6
Why do anarchists only drink herbal infusions?
Because proper tea is theft.
#7
Cop: Know why I stopped you?
The dead guy in my trunk? Cop: Um, speeding, but my shift's over, so proper burial and no more murders. Ok?
#8
I met a girl named "JKMNO" today when I mispronounced her name.
I asked her proper pronunciation... Her name was "No L"
#9
I try to use proper grammar and punctuation in all of my tweets, until
I'm about to go over the 140 character limit...& den u no how it b.
#10
What's everyone's favorite past time, that always has the same outcome, yet does not have an arena or a proper league?
Five on one.
#11
Why aren't there any British Communists?
Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.
#12
Now picture me using proper
grammar Wronger
#13
Classic joke, prim and proper don't read it!
Guy asks "When do you kick a midget in the balls?" Other guy answers "When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice"
#14
My wife moans at me to say I did' instead of I done' because it's not proper grammar.
Easier said than did.
#15
A monk to another, "O!
master, is it proper for a monk to use email?" "Sure, as long as there are no attachments", replied the other.
#16
Nothing says "Proper Retirement Planning" like
a garbage can full of losing lottery tickets
#17
When a family member unexpectedly dies what's the proper waiting period
before removing their stick figure from the back of the minivan??
#18
What is the proper expression of gratitude when someone calls you a good listener?
"Huh?"
#19
My anaconda don't want none unless you use proper
grammar and avoid using double negatives.
#20
Grammar Nazi If somebody who is really anal about proper grammar is called a Grammar
Nazi, is someone who constantly makes grammatical mistakes a Grammar Jew?
Why People Enjoy Proper Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and proper jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love proper jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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