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Proper Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of proper jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Husband, Wife and Doctor Joke Doctor: Your husband needs a proper rest.
Here are some sleeping tablets. Woman: When will he have these? Doctor: It's for you, not for him.
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#2
Proper diaper fitting If the baby's legs turn blue,
it's too tight, if they turn brown, it's too loose.
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#3
Sadly, the days of people using
proper English are went.
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#4
Why do Communists drink herbal tea?
Because proper-tea is theft.
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#5
What's the proper name for a continually chafed asshole?
"Mr. President."
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#6
Why do anarchists only drink herbal infusions?
Because proper tea is theft.
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#7
Cop: Know why I stopped you?
The dead guy in my trunk? Cop: Um, speeding, but my shift's over, so proper burial and no more murders. Ok?
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#8
I met a girl named "JKMNO" today when I mispronounced her name.
I asked her proper pronunciation... Her name was "No L"
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#9
I try to use proper grammar and punctuation in all of my tweets, until
I'm about to go over the 140 character limit...& den u no how it b.
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#10
What's everyone's favorite past time, that always has the same outcome, yet does not have an arena or a proper league?
Five on one.
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#11
Why aren't there any British Communists?
Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.
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#12
Now picture me using proper
grammar Wronger
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#13
Classic joke, prim and proper don't read it!
Guy asks "When do you kick a midget in the balls?" Other guy answers "When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice"
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#14
My wife moans at me to say I did' instead of I done' because it's not proper grammar.
Easier said than did.
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#15
A monk to another, "O!
master, is it proper for a monk to use email?" "Sure, as long as there are no attachments", replied the other.
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#16
Nothing says "Proper Retirement Planning" like
a garbage can full of losing lottery tickets
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#17
When a family member unexpectedly dies what's the proper waiting period
before removing their stick figure from the back of the minivan??
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#18
What is the proper expression of gratitude when someone calls you a good listener?
"Huh?"
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#19
My anaconda don't want none unless you use proper
grammar and avoid using double negatives.
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#20
Grammar Nazi If somebody who is really anal about proper grammar is called a Grammar
Nazi, is someone who constantly makes grammatical mistakes a Grammar Jew?
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