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Prophet Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of prophet jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
So I recently opened a suicide bomb shop in Syria, and it's doing great!
Prophets are going through the roof.
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#2
I opened a company selling land mines that look
like prayer mats Prophets are through the roof
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#3
Buying Muhammed dolls for charity,
all prophets go to kids in need.
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#4
A Comprehensive Guide on How to be Like Jesus 1.
Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3. ??? 4. Prophet.
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#5
My wife was gang raped, impregnated and gave birth to a baby boy named Muhammed.
Now they want to kill us for depicting the Prophet Muhammad.
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#6
1.
Go to seminary. 2. Get degree. 3. ??? 4. Prophet.
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#7
my 14 year old came back with this after his biology class Q.
who was the Jewish prophet that led the water molecules across the partially permeable membrane? A. osmoses
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#8
TIL Atheism....
...is a non-prophet organization
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#9
I started up a company selling landmines disguised as prayer mats.
Prophets are through the roof!
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#10
What do you call a man who has sex with his 9 year old wife?
The holiest Prophet of Islam.
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#11
This guy asked me to convert today...
And I said, no, I'm happy with my current non-prophet organization
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#12
I've started a new business making statues of people who can tell the future...
...so far, I'm making a prophet.
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#13
I started a company...
I started a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.
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#14
Why are Jews so rich?
They are always looking for prophets.
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#15
Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?
He wanted to double his prophets.
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#16
People often complain and belittle alternative religious organizations like atheism and scientology...
but at least atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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#17
Step 1: Walk without rhythm, Step
2: Ride the worm Step 3: Prophet
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#18
Meteorologists, frowning, like prophets of doom,
pleading with their Snow God for mercy.
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#19
I don't think Muslims go far enough in killing people who draw images of the prophet Mohammed.
I think they should kill people who are named after him as well.
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#20
Isis have just started making explosive prayer mats In their first quarterly
report they said that prophets were going through the roof.
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