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#1
I lost 80 pounds a while back...
British prostitutes are expensive.
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#2
You gotta hand it to
blind prostitutes
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#3
What do xbox services and prostitutes have in common?
They both take my money then go down on me
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#4
Why do you never see prostitutes on airplanes?
They don't give a flying fuck.
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#5
What does a prostitute and a lawyer have in common?
They both screw you for $300 per hour. What's the difference? Most prostitutes have standards.
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#6
I've heard rumors that desperate prostitutes
use Crest Toothpaste to reduce cavities.
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#7
Two prostitutes are discussing the hazards of their job One says, "Have you ever
been picked up by the fuzz?" "No, but I've been slung around by the tits."
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#8
What are the only english words that russian prostitutes can say?
Putin
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#9
Prostitutes in Amsterdam are very demanding...
The last one I went with made me wash my Old Man in the sink! Can't even remember why I took Dad in the first place.
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#10
How many prostitutes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
I have no idea. I did hire four prostitutes once, but we did other stuff.
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#11
I've always liked prostitutes...
Personally, I feel like they give me the most bang for the buck.
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#12
Prostitutes are really over achievers...
I mean all they do is succeed.
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#13
How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
More than three because the basement is still dark! *(Just heard this today, even though I know it's probably old!)*
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#14
Did you hear about the sorcerer that turns people into prostitutes?
He's whorifying!
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#15
Why don't prostitutes vote?
They don't care who gets in
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#16
Two prostitutes are discussing one asks the other: -What did you ask to Santa Claus this year?
the other one answers: -Fifty dollars like everybody else
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#17
What do you call a door only prostitutes use ?
Hodor
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#18
I've dedicated my entire life to getting prostitutes
off the streets For an hour or so each day.
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#19
what did the prostitutes knee say to the other one?
nothing, they have never met!
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#20
What two things do prostitutes make?
Hormones and hormones
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