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Protected Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of protected jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Anything guitarists say while leaning back to back during a solo is
protected by law like confession or attorney client privilege.
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#2
Apparently women like tall men as it makes them feel protected.
That's probably why men like thin women, so they can see predators sneaking up behind the women.
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#3
Oh, your account is protected?
What do you tweet? Nuclear launch codes?
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#4
Do you know how many 3rd party sects the catholic church is protecting?
None, catholics aren't allowed to have protected sects.
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#5
4 out of 5 dentists recommend Trident sugarless gum.
The 5th dentist is busy butchering protected wildlife.
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#6
Student l: "Did you know that ghosts are protected by the Constitution?" Student 2: "They are?" Student 1: "Sure.
It's in the Bill of Frights!"
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#7
hey joggers instead of those dumb little shorts you should wear
batman costumes so I can feel like my neighborhood is protected
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#8
How is Kim Kardashian's ass like a password-protected compressed file?
They both have their own zip code
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#9
What can you say about lots of protected sex?
It is a common misconception
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#10
No thanks "protected account".
You can't trick me into following you! For all I know, you could be a vegan.
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#11
Oh ..your account is protected?
What do you tweet? Nuclear launch codes?:-)
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#12
One of those people out there with protected tweets is
your therapist passing your problems off as jokes.
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#13
So a patient walks into my therapist office...
[INFORMATION PROTECTED BY THE HIPPA]
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#14
My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.
Rather a few layers.
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#15
All my passwords are protected
by amnesia.
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#16
Isn't it weird how when a cop drives by
you feel paranoid instead of protected.
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#17
If only Steve Irwin wore sun screen.
He could have been protected from harmful rays.
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#18
A protected acct with 0 followers just followed me.
Mom, is that you?
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#19
[ten seconds into tv interview where my identity is being protected] camera
guy: don't try to disguise your own voice, let the machine do it
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#20
God wants to redesign..
God asks wives: I want to redesign men with new hi tech features. Any suggestions?? Women: Yes, that joy stick made for us should be password protected.
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and protected jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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