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Protecting Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of protecting jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Do you know how many 3rd party sects the catholic church is protecting?
None, catholics aren't allowed to have protected sects.
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#2
The people who shout the loudest about their all powerful God protecting
them & delivering them from any evil, also own a gun, just in case.
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#3
so there's this group of people who are protecting
a van they call themselves the Vanguard
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#4
Which government organization is involved with protecting Area 51?
The C.I.ayy
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#5
I want to know the backstory of when an eyelash turns evil and says "That's it.
I'm done protecting the eye. I'm going in to destroy it now"
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#6
I'm sorry I'm late.
I saw a drawing of the sun wearing sunglasses and spent 4 hours wondering what the fuck he was protecting his eyes from.
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#7
The Secret Service has come up with a new plan for protecting our president-elect.
In the event of an armed attack, they will yell "Donald, duck!"
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#8
Daddy is the government going to keep us safe from terrorists?
No son, they're busy protecting us from drugs and home made clocks.
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#9
Underwear isn't protecting you from your pants.
It's protecting your pants from YOU! Another conspiracy uncovered.
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#10
Look picnics, if I wanted to spend three hours protecting
my food with a spork, I'd just go to prison.
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#11
3 Guys in Colorado died protecting their girlfriends.
I don't want to hear any girls saying that ALL GUYS ARE THE SAME.
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#12
What does America and Sauron have in common?
They are both shit at protecting towers
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#13
Child protective services?
Who's protecting the parents Huh? WHO'S PROTECTING THE PARENTS?
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#14
what do you call the people who were protecting a van?
the vanguard
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#15
I'm sorry I'm late.
I saw a drawing of the sun wearing sunglasses and spent 4 hours wondering what the f**k he was protecting his eyes from.
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Are Protecting Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Protecting Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many Protecting Jokes are available?
We currently have 15 Protecting Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Protecting Jokes?
Protecting Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Protecting Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and protecting jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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