What Are Protestant Jokes?
Protestant Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of protestant jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
An Irish girl tells her mom she decided to be a prostitute.
her mom says "A WHAT"?!! The daughter says "a prostitute" then the mom says "thank god... I thought you said a Protestant"
#2
Jews don't recognise Jesus Protestants don't recognise the Pope
Baptists don't recognise each other at the liquor store
#3
An Irish girl tells her mom she decided to be a prostitute.
... her mom says "A WHAT"?!! The daughter says "a prostitute". Then the mom says "Thank god... I thought you said a Protestant"
#4
If Catholics are in a demonstration...
... Are they Protestants?
#5
How do you unite both the Catholics and Protestants in Ireland?
By sending in millions of Muslims
#6
Why are all early birds Catholics?
Protestant birds don't really want a Diet of Worms.
#7
What's the difference between Catholics and Protestants?
Protestants have sects.
#8
I was born a Catholic Which came as a big surprise to my parents who were both protestants.
Source: Irish actor Michael Redmond (Fr. Stone in Fr. Ted) on 'An Irishman Abroad' podcast.
#9
What do you call a Protestant in Greece?
Unorthodox
#10
Protestant joke Q: How many Protestants does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, they live in eternal darkness.
#11
How many Protestants does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They live in eternal darkness.
#12
White Anglo-Saxon Protestant's (WASP's) Why did God create W.A.S.P's?
Someone has to pay full retail...
#13
Jews don't recognize Jesus.
Protestants don't recognize the Pope. Southern Baptists don't recognize each other at the liquor store.
#14
An Irish girl tells her mother that she's decided to become a prostitute.
"A WHAT?!" her mother says. "A prostitute," the daughter says. "Thank god," the mother says. "I thought you said Protestant."
#15
Protestants sing every verse to every hymn.
Catholics know this. We think about it when we get to the bakery 20 minutes ahead of you.
#16
What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime?
Econoclasts.
#17
Religion is all about who you DON'T recognize.....
Jews don't recognize Jesus as the son of God, Protestants don't recognize the Pope, and Baptists don't recognize each other in the liquor store.
#18
A girl tells her Irish mom she wants to be a prostitute.
'A WHAT?' The mother shouts. 'A prostitute' replies the girl. 'OH thank god!! I thought you wanted to become Protestant!
#19
I prefer Protestant orange juice to Catholic orange juice...
It's Pulp-free
#20
How do Protestants like their orange juice?
without Pope
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