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#1
How do Protestants like their orange juice?
without Pope
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#2
What's the difference between Catholics and Protestants?
Protestants have sects.
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#3
I was born a Catholic Which came as a big surprise to my parents who were both protestants.
Source: Irish actor Michael Redmond (Fr. Stone in Fr. Ted) on 'An Irishman Abroad' podcast.
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#4
Protestant joke Q: How many Protestants does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, they live in eternal darkness.
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#5
If Catholics are in a demonstration...
... Are they Protestants?
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#6
What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime?
Econoclasts.
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#7
Jews don't recognise Jesus Protestants don't recognise the Pope
Baptists don't recognise each other at the liquor store
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#8
How many Protestants does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They live in eternal darkness.
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#9
Religion is all about who you DON'T recognize.....
Jews don't recognize Jesus as the son of God, Protestants don't recognize the Pope, and Baptists don't recognize each other in the liquor store.
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#10
How do you unite both the Catholics and Protestants in Ireland?
By sending in millions of Muslims
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#11
Jews don't recognize Jesus.
Protestants don't recognize the Pope. Southern Baptists don't recognize each other at the liquor store.
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#12
Protestants sing every verse to every hymn.
Catholics know this. We think about it when we get to the bakery 20 minutes ahead of you.
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