What Are Protesters Jokes?
Protesters Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of protesters jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
The police got all the democrat protesters in California
to leave last night They gave them participation awards
#2
Today I went to the protest The protesters
aren't going to mace themselves
#3
I think these protesters are sending the wrong message...
because they keep telling me to Love Trump's Hate.
#4
Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?
Crimea River
#5
Trump should have called his rally in Chicago a "job
fair" non of the protesters would've been there
#6
How many protesters does it take to change a lightbulb?
**TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING**
#7
The Wall Street protesters are right...
There is no Jobs.
#8
How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?
Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.
#9
Shouting, "You're all pathetic idiots!" to freedom of speech protesters...
Soon changes their tone.
#10
What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?
They advance to the finals against Tunisia.
#11
A Trump Irony How is Trump going to keep immigrants out
if he can't keep protesters from crashing his rally?
#12
What's black and white and red all over?
After it was stuck in traffic because of protesters blocking the freeway: a police car.
#13
How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
#14
How many protesters does it take to change a light bulb?
Trick question. Protesters never change anything.
#15
A group of protesters gather outside a physics lab "What do
we want?" "Time travel" "When do we want it?" "Irrelevant"
#16
How many anti-Trump protesters does it take to change a lightbulb?
TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING.
#17
How many Ferguson protesters does it take to change a light bulb?
None; they can't change anything.
#18
What do communist leaders call protesters?
Red paint.
#19
You can always predict what antigay protesters will say.
But never how they'll spell it.
#20
Why did the Ferguson protesters go home early last night?
The whole thing was a gas.
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