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Proton Jokes

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What Are Proton Jokes?

Proton Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of proton jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I used to be a halogen but then
I took a proton to the Ne
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#2
Overheard in the nucleus...
Q: Are you sure you're a proton? A: Yes, I'm positive.
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#3
Does your girlfriend have 67 protons?
I've heard she's a ho.
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#4
What do you call a proton with big hair?
A 'froton.
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#5
What do you get when you smash two old protons
together in the large hadron collider a muon.
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#6
A proton walks into a bar and orders a dr pepper no
ice The bartender replies with "are you positive?"
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#7
How do you call an insanely rich proton that spent all of his money to become an electron?
Ex centric
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#8
Scientists say the universe is made up of Protons, Neutrons and
Electrons, but I think they forgot to mention the Morons.
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#9
Two protons walk into
a black hole...
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#10
did you know that protons have mass?
I didn't even know they were Catholic!
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#11
Ha, I told my brother that carbon had seven protons and he believed me.
He was mean to me when we were kids.
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#12
Do you have 11 protons?
Because you are sodium fine :p
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#13
Did you know that protons have mass?
I didn't even know they were Catholic!
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#14
The universe contains protons,neutrons,electrons
and morons.
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#15
Teacher and student Chemistry teacher: Did you know protons have mass?
Student: I didn't even know they were catholics.
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#16
It's been discovered that protons have mass.
Which is odd because I didn't even know they are Catholic.
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#17
Did you know that protons have mass?
>Yes Well I didn't even know they were Catholic!
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#18
Scientists Say the universe is made up of Protons, Neutrons and Electrons..
They Forgot to mention Morons..
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#19
Did you hear that Protons have mass?...
I didn't even know they were Catholic!
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#20
Do you have 11 protons?
Because you're sodium fine...
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