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What Are Pry Jokes?

Pry Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of pry jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Girlfriend is having trouble opening an oyster at dinner.
She hands it to me to open. Just as I pry it open, I say, "The easiest way to open this is with a little mussel"
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#2
People always say I make things sound sexual but I try not to pry
them open and force my thick throbbing opinion down inside them.
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#3
If the lever on your toaster breaks off and your bread starts burning, can you pry it out with a butter knife?
The answer may shock you.
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#4
You'll get this gun when you pry it out
of my cold dead ow hey give that back
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#5
I'll give up my thesaurus when you pry it from my frigid, frosty,
frozen, cadaverous, lifeless, stiff, defunct extremities.
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#6
The FAA can register my drone...
...when they pry it from my neighbour's cold dead head.
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#7
I had to stop my blonde sister from eating pickles I got
tired of having to pry the damn jar off of her head
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#8
(Dirty) joke from 14th century (or maybe even older) What is long and likes to pry in a hole?
A key.
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#9
When/If Scotland becomes independent, what will the national currency be called?
Doesn't matter, you won't be able to pry it out of the cheap bastards' hands anyway.
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#10
I suppose you can take my cold dead hand when you pry it from my warm
live one and charge me w/unlawful possession of human remains
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❓ Frequently Asked Questions

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Our collection features 10 Pry Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Pry Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Pry Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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We currently have 10 Pry Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Pry Jokes?
Pry Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Pry Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and pry jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love pry jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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Most pry jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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