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Psychologist Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of psychologist jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What do you call an angry psychologist?
A thera-pissed.
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#2
Why did the Austrian woman go to see a psychologist.
Because she wanted a penis.
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#3
How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but the lightbulb has to want to change.
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#4
My favorite prostitute told me she was a licensed psychologist...
Blew my mind.
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#5
How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?
Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.
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#6
Do you want to hear a joke about a psychologist?
- Yes. - Why?
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#7
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
It only takes one, but it takes a very long time and the light bulb has to really want to change.
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#8
What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?
One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.
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#9
I went to a reverse psychologist
He told me to kill myself
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#10
What does a psychologist wear to bed?
A Freudian slip.
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#11
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one but the light bulb really has to want to change.
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#12
What do Psychologists say to each other when they meet?" "You're fine how am I?
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#13
How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?
No one knows, the findings never replicate.
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#14
A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog's IQ.
Here's how it works: If you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you.
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#15
My psychologist and psychiatrist don't agree on my diagnosis so
yes, I get what it's like to have people fighting over me.
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#16
What did the messed up psychologist have for dinner?
Freud rice.
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#17
How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and the other to hold my penisI mean my motherI mean the ladder.
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#18
What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?
A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!
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#19
9 out of 10 child psychologists believe TV's shouldn't be babysitters
9 out of 10 child psychologists don't have children
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#20
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one but it takes nine visits.
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Psychologist Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and psychologist jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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