What Are Psychopath Jokes?
Psychopath Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of psychopath jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Where do psychopaths shop?
In sainsburys *i understand that if your not from the UK this joke probably won't make sense, or it's just not funny*
#2
There's no bigger psychopath than the
guy working out at the gym in jeans.
#3
*Lowers raised hand.
Where's the nearest cycle path you meant? Thought you said psychopath.
#4
The best thing about being an accountant is that
everyone assumes you're not a psychopath.
#5
Please tell me the grounds around mental hospitals have
walking trails called psychopaths running through them.
#6
What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?
Psychopaths. (I hate myself)
#7
All my friends say that I'm a psychopath.
That's not true, I don't have any friends.
#8
A CRAZY PERSON IN THE WOODS Q: How does a crazy person travel through the woods?
A: They take the psychopath.
#9
*gets called a psychopath *googles "What's the average
IQ of a psychopath?" AWWW, HE THINKS I'M REALLY SMART.
#10
What's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath?
You can't ride your bike on a sociopath
#11
Wait, so hallways in mental institutions aren't called psychopaths?
Well they should be.
#12
[first date] DATE: I think cat people are psychopaths
ME: *slowly pushes date's coffee off table*
#13
What's the scariest path?
The psychopath
#14
How does an insane man get through the forest?
By taking the psychopath. hhhhehehhehe good one right? yeh? no..? ok.
#15
If mental hospitals had walkways...
They'd be called psychopaths.
#16
"If you want something badly enough
you'll never give up." -psychopaths
#17
Just go ahead and arrest the psychopaths
who still have egg avatars.
#18
When a celebrity dies, who's the helpful psychopath that immediately
changes all the "is"s to "was"s on their Wikipedia page?
#19
Everybody thinks I am a psychopath...
but I don't care what they think.
#20
What's the difference between Det.
Rust Cohle and a psychopath? Psychopaths are fun at parties.
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