What Are Pub Jokes?
Pub Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of pub jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Friend at the pub says: if they ever make a film on Oscar Pistorius, it shouldn't be called 'Bladerunner', it should be called....
Taking the Pisstorius.
#2
What is the difference between a pub and an elephant fart?
One is a bar room, and one is a Barooooooooooooom!
#3
AY LMAO's in a bar.
Two aliens are sitting in a pub. One of them turns to the other and says, plububulaBBHAJGGIUI@@#GJKG?' The other one replies, Dude, you are seriously shitfaced.'
#4
What did the Irishman text his Wife?
"Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."
#5
Two bloke sitting in a pub watching a dog lick its balls.
One turns to the other and says "I wish I could do that." The second drunk replies "Give him a biscuit and he might let you."
#6
I went up to this fat bird in the pub last night...
"You're a big lass, aren't you?" I said. "Tell me something I don't know," she replied with a tear in her eye. "Salad tastes nice."
#7
So aparently my local pub is haunted.
Everyone keeps telling me the place is full of spirits.
#8
Request: Jokes about tall people I'm 6'6"
and I need some jokes for the pub.
#9
An Irishman walks
out of a pub.
#10
I'm not saying all Irish are alcoholics, but Italians, Chinese + Mexicans have restaurants.
The Irish only have pubs.
#11
Just heard this one at the pub: What do you call a monkey with a suicide vest?
Ba***boom!*** ^(Don't worry, I kicked him out the door.)
#12
I was really moved when I saw someone hosting a 5k for special Olympics athletes.
Well, until I realized it was just another zombie pub crawl
#13
So an Irishman walks into a pub...
What else is new?
#14
I went down to the local Pub and I came home with this great joke told to me by a baby.
Goo goo ga ga gah?
#15
Why did she get entry to the pub without paying a single penny?
Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. [](/hehheh)
#16
Why did the Irish man never get caught drink driving?
Because he never left the pub.
#17
A clearly exhausted Pao walks into a pub and orders a drink....
The bartender asks "long day?" "No, all days are 24 hours long" Pao replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is.
#18
This bloke in the pub last night was boasting that when he orgasms, he ejaculates
up to a pint of semen at a time.I found that a bit hard to swallow
#19
A termite walks into a pub and asks...
...is the bar tender here?
#20
Why was Anakin Skywalker king of the pub crawl?
Because he killed all the Yuenglings.
Why People Enjoy Pub Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and pub jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love pub jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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