What Are Puerto Jokes?
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#1
A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car.
So who's driving? Neither! They're both research scientists gathering data on Google's driverless car. You racist
#2
If it wasn't for auto-tune Jennifer Lopez would be selling rugs and little
Puerto Rican flags out of a van at the intersection by the mall.
#3
What is the Puerto Rican national anthem?
Row row row your boat
#4
what do you call 2 Puerto Ricans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan
#5
Some people want Puerto Rico to become the 51st State...
I say let's do it, and find two more new states. Then we'd have 53 states. A nice PRIME number... ONE NATION - INDIVISIBLE
#6
How come Puerto Ricans don't like blow jobs?
They don't like any kind of jobs
#7
Then there was the Puerto Rican surgeon who made medical history.
He performed the first appendix transplant.
#8
Jesus loves me.
This I know. For my neighbor told me so. Jesus is a Puerto Rican that lives two doors down. I'm flattered...but straight.
#9
A black guy and a Puerto Rican guy
are carpooling to work together.
#10
The most racist joke I know.
What do you call 3 Puerto Ricans, 1 Chinese Man, and 4 black guys? A water sprinkler.
#11
looks like our killer left his calling card.
5 cents/min to canada, 7c/min to puerto rico. he knows what he's doing.
#12
With all this talk of making Puerto Rico the 51st state, I think we should find 2 more to make 53.
One nation, indivisible.
#13
this guy was telling my friend from puerto rico trump was gonna deport
him and send him back to mexico I never laughed my ass off so hard.
#14
What is the Puerto Rican national anthem?
Partly in the USA
#15
Why are there no Puerto Rican's in Star Trek?
They won't work in the future either.
#16
What's the national anthem of Puerto Rico?
"Attention K-Mart shoppers..."
#17
I shoot cans...
Mexicans, Puerto Ricans, and Africans.
#18
Why is the suicide rate so low for Puerto Ricans?
You can't jump out of a basement apartment.
#19
Q: What did the blonde say about blonde jokes?
A: She said they were pretty good but they might offend some Puerto Ricans.
#20
Did you hear about the Puerto Rican secretary who was getting
so experienced she could type twenty mistakes a minute?
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