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Pug Jokes

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What Are Pug Jokes?

Pug Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of pug jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
A young Bruce Wayne falls into a cave full of pugs.
He later becomes Pugman and keeps the streets of Gotham clean and downright adorable.
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#2
My wife really wanted a dog, so I bought her a pug.
Despite the squashed nose, bulging eyes and rolls of fat, the dog really seems to like her.
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#3
If I was a pug, nobody would give me funny looks for
slobbering in public or eating food off the floor.
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#4
Cool prank: lead 50 pugs to the top of a waterslide & send them down 1
by 1 as the parents waiting at the bottom get increasingly confused
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#5
FRIEND: and this is my pug PUG: oink ME: (thinkig
to self) did that pug just say "oink"
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#6
ALIEN:*points at Chihuahua* whats that?
ME: a dog ALIEN:*points at Husky* whats that? ME: dog ALIEN:*getting angry, points at Pug* whats THA
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#7
Sorry I picked up your pug and
ran him in for a touchdown.
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#8
[interrogation] "Where were you on the night of the 5th?" "Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape?" [leans in] "Healing pugs.
I'm a pug vet."
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#9
What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Pug?
A pugilist!
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#10
My co worker is so mad at me right now her eyes are bulging out like a pug.
I don't know wether to call 911 or scratch her behind the ears.
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#11
Pugs.
Because you can't own E.T.
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#12
Her: What are your desires?
Me: My desires are..[imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with]...Unconventional.
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#13
*cocks shotgun* I asked you a question: in order to ride a pug would
you rather be shrunk to its size or have it grown to your size
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#14
GOD: I designed this world with a purpose, why did u change everything
PEOPLE: We [pug walks by] GOD: What...the HELL...is that
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#15
Million Dollar Idea: Teach pugs to DJ,
create a new genre of music...pugstep.
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#16
But I meant it as a compliment when
I said your baby looks like a pug.
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#17
I think the first person to see a pug was like
wait why is that sweet potato snorting?
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#18
Try to imagine pugs living in the wild,
just roaming in the forest in packs.
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#19
Bruce Willis on a jetski, being pursued
by a pug on a smaller jetski
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#20
Me: C'mon, baby.
Send me a pic. Her: I dunno. Me: Baby, please. I need it. Her: Fine. *Opens pic of pug dressed like a duck* Me: Sweeeeeet
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