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Pumpkins Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of pumpkins jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
NEWSFLASH: Billy Corgan has permanently lost his voice, and can only lip sync his songs...
Going forward his band will be known as 'DUBSMASHING PUMPKINS'.
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#2
reasons white people riot: 1.
their sports team wins 2. their sports team loses 3. no more tickle me elmos 4. tea 5. pumpkins
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#3
What do stupid kids do at Halloween?
They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.
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#4
In a farmers market, Farmer A sells pumpkins, Farmer B sells strawberries, what does Farmer C sell?
Medicine ... runs off ...
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#5
Parents always loved asking this joke.
If a day old ant, takes a week to learn how to walk in a month's time, how many lemons are in a bag of pumpkins? A banana of this colour.
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#6
25 pumpkins only 90's
kids could spice
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#7
Why do we carve pumpkins for Halloween?
Because they're less bloody.
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#8
Heading to a pumpkin patch with a cheeseburger.
When pumpkins see me eating meat, they let their guard down. They never see it coming.
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#9
sometimes i call watermelons summer pumpkins
and nobody ever knows what im talking about.
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#10
The best place to get pumpkins cheap is driving around the neighborhood at 4AM.
Got 5 nice ones this morning.
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#11
What do you find in a pumpkins pants?
A Halloweenie!
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#12
Wait so does Smashing Pumpkins refer to destroying pumpkins
or are they just super good pumpkins in England
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#13
A man died after following the World Health Organisation's advice: "Eat
5 fruits and vegetables a day." He ate 3 watermelons and two pumpkins.
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#14
What do stupid kids do at Halloween ?
They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins !
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#15
What's Nigel Thornberry's favorite band?
The Smashing Pumpkins.
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#16
Weirdest Smashing Pumpkins Remix Video nsfw while i
was chubbin' i found this and laughs tears of cum
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#17
Roses are red violets are blue celery is green bees are black and yellow
please help me I can't stop pumpkins are orange satan is vermillion
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Pumpkins Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and pumpkins jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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