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Punk Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of punk jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Have you heard about the new emo-punk band taking Mexico by storm?
They're called *Hispanic! At the Disco*.
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#2
'Hardys, Bitter, Fosters, Strongbow' Daft
Punk ordering a round at the bar
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#3
You know you're old when you see the neighbor's dog
chasing some punk teenagers & you root for the dog.
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#4
Helping my daughter study for her geology exam, and apparently 'hard' 'classic' and 'punk' AREN'T the 3 different types of rock.
Who knew.
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#5
Anyone know the lyrics to "Around the world" by daft punk?
I always forget..
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#6
A punk walked into a barber's shop and sat in an empty chair.
"Haircut sir?" asked the barber. "No just change the oil please!"
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#7
Why did the punk cross the road?
He was safety-pinned to the chicken.
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#8
What do you call a punk band that knows how to play their instruments?
A metal band
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#9
I am forming a new punk band!
We are called "young boys getting sodomised by fat middle aged men". Search for us on google!
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#10
Whats the difference between a crab with big boobs and a bus station full of punks?
One is a busty crustacean and the other is a crusty bus station
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#11
The Avengers must love Daft Punk They
were up all night to get Loki
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#12
I stole a jar of jelly from a friend...
While I was blasting some Daft Punk. He chases me down yelling "That's my jam!"
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#13
What's the difference between a
bum and a crust punk Patches ;D
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#14
What if Daft Punk is just a couple of rad old ladies who
met in knitting club and shared a love of sick beats?
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#15
I was doing some curling in the gym when some guy looked at me funny.
I said, "What's up, punk?" "Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."
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#16
A punk girl goes shopping and asks the cashier "Can
i get a refund if my parents like these clothes?"
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#17
Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book?
It's called "One More Thyme"
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#18
The future The world in 10 years...
MTV announcer: a new punk rock band making its way to the top 100... Band leader: I'm sorry did you just assume our genre?
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#19
Did you hear Daft Punk is partnering with NASA to solicit bids from contractors?
They're up all night to get Lockheed.
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#20
I like going up to people with motorcycle helmets
and asking them for Daft Punk's autograph.
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