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Pupil Jokes

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What Are Pupil Jokes?

Pupil Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of pupil jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

Every joke on this page is free to read and easy to share. Click the copy button on any joke to copy it instantly to your clipboard. Paste it into a message, post, or conversation and spread the laughter.

#1
Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there what are you taking for it?
Pupil: I don't know teacher. What will you give me?
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#2
"Iraqi Suicide Bomb Instructor Accidentally Kills 22 Pupils."
Finally, some school violence everybody can support.
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#3
An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload.
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#4
Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year ?
Pupil: 12 - 2nd January 2nd February...!
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#5
Why did the teacher cross her eyes?
Because she couldn't control her pupils.
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#6
Teacher : What are you reading ?
Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !
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#7
What couldn't the cross-eyed teacher do?....
Control their pupils
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#8
Teacher: If you saw me standing by a witch what fruit would it remind you of?
Pupil: A pear.
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#9
My pupil is dilated...
...6 inches. Guess I shouldn't have believed her nine months ago when she said she was on the pill. 13 year old girls are such liars.
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#10
Teacher: Are you good at math ?
Pupil: Yes and no Teacher: What do you mean ? Pupil: Yes I'm no good at math !
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#11
Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?
Pupil: Dead ? I didn't even know he was sick !
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#12
4/10 Teachers in the UK 'assaulted by pupils' This is terrible...
Go for us in assemblies, we're all grouped up. You can't miss!
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#13
Teacher: What happened to your homework?
Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.
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#14
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher in the school
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#15
Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow ?
Pupil: Yes the cow ate all the grass !
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#16
Donald Trump is so narcissistic...
When he looks in the mirror, his pupils dilate
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#17
Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?
Pupil: Because it can't sit down!
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#18
Why did the cross-eyed teacher get fired?
She didn't have control of her pupils
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#19
Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour ?
Pupil: Because it can't sit down !
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#20
Teacher: What's 2 and 2?
Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good? that's perfect!
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What are the best Pupil Jokes?
Our collection features 176 Pupil Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Pupil Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Pupil Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
Can I copy and share Pupil Jokes?
Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many Pupil Jokes are available?
We currently have 176 Pupil Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Pupil Jokes?
Pupil Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Pupil Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and pupil jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love pupil jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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What is a good Pupil Jokes to share?
A good pupil jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Pupil Jokes safe for all ages?
Most pupil jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Pupil Jokes?
pupil jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
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