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What Are Pushes Jokes?

Pushes Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of pushes jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
*pushes math homework away in 1990* I'll never need this *getting yelled
at by subway customer in 2014* I WANT THE BREAD CUT LIKE A RHOMBUS
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#2
Her: How in the world did we max out the credit card??
Me: Beats me *pushes $20K worth of Care Bears under the bed
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#3
What do you call someone who pushes people down stairs?
A stairorist.
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#4
How does Donald Trump get the dishwasher going?
He pushes Melania out of bed.
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#5
I was waiting in line for soup at my favorite Vietnamese food truck...
When this guy pushes in front to place his order. I'm like, "Dude, pho queue."
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#6
Levi's commercial idea.
A man lay dead on the ground. Another man stands over him. The camera pushes in slowly on the killer's face. Levi's
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#7
*pretends floor is lava* *looks around*
*slyly pushes homework onto the floor*
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#8
[cats on a date in a fancy restaurant] Male: I can't decide if I want tuna or the salmon.
Female: *Slowly pushes pepper shaker off table
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#9
What does it mean when you're on a date
and he pushes you in front of a bus?
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#10
I'd read a book written by the person who pushes
the room service cart into people's hotel rooms.
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#11
WHEN CATS ARE SAD Bartender: What'll ya have?
Cat: Shot of rum. [Bartender pours it] [Cat slowly pushes it off the bar] Cat: Another.
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#12
I'm sorry, I don't think I can
do this *Pushes salad aside*
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#13
<gets on elevator > Pushes all the buttons Hugs everyone Prays out
loud that we're not going to die Gets off at the 2nd floor Laughs
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#14
Earlier today, scientists made it official that dolphins are second only to men when it comes to intelligence.
So that pushes women further down to third place?
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#15
It's 100% legal to murder a kid who gets in
the elevator and pushes all of the buttons.
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#16
*pushes vending machine over
NO YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER!
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#17
Two gay guys walk into a bar.
One sits down slowly, the other pushes his stool in.
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#18
Donald Trump pushes Jimmy Fallon off a cliff....
Jimmy fallon proceeds to open his mouth and yell "I'm Fallon son!"
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#19
im a cat and i FREaking love turning potential energy into kinetic *pushes
glass off table* your going to feed and keep me for some reason
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#20
[1st date] You're gonna love this place *pushes
you out the passenger side door and drives away
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What are the best Pushes Jokes?
Our collection features 46 Pushes Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Pushes Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Pushes Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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How many Pushes Jokes are available?
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Why do people enjoy Pushes Jokes?
Pushes Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Pushes Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and pushes jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love pushes jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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Are Pushes Jokes safe for all ages?
Most pushes jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Pushes Jokes?
pushes jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
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